Court Ruling

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when
he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and
refused to live there.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy
cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody
of him.

Custody was yesterday granted to Aberdeen football club as the boy
firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.