Daddy Doesn’t Share Cheesecake

Twin 1: What are you eating?
Me: Cheesecake.
Twin 2: Does it have peanuts in it?
Me: No.
Twin 1: Does it have chocolate in it?
Me: Yes.
Twin 1: Can I try some?
Twin 2: Can I try some?
Me: No.
Me: This is my reward for putting up with your crazy behaviour today. So no.



One comment on “Daddy Doesn’t Share Cheesecake”
  1. Jes the Cynic says:

    Ah those rare moments in parenthood where you just gotta revert back to the 1st grade “No, it’s mine!” strategy. I’m the same way with my daughter over my $300 drawing tablet.

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